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Jasper: “No. Why would she do that? What was she thinking?”
Edward: “I have no idea Jasper. But we have to stop her. Who knows what she'll do in her condition.”
Rosalie: “How should we know how to deal with this?! It's never happened before!”
Carlisle: “It has happened before. Just not as extreme as this.”
Emmett: “So what do we do?”
Edward: “We have to go after her, now! She could hurt Bella.”
Carlisle: “Alice knows what she's doing, whether she has a sugar rush or not.”
Edward: “And how do you know that?! You said so yourself that it's never been this extreme!”
Emmett: “So let's go, now! It's not like she's an enemy! We don't need strategy! It'll be easy to track her.”
Edward: “Then what are we still doing here! Come on Jasper!”
Emmett: “I'm going to stay with Rose. You guys got this. It's only Alice.”
Edward: “With a huge amount of sugar in her system.”
Jasper: “Let's just go Edward! There's no telling what she'll do!”
*Jasper and Edward exit through the broken window*
Edward: “Where the heck is she going?”
Jasper: “Who cares, let's just find her!”
Edward: “What do we do once we find her?”
Jasper: “When we find her then we'll know!”
*They come upon Alice in the meadow. She is holding Bella close and her eyes are wild.*
Jasper: “Alice, just calm down.”
Edward: “Alice....What are you doing?”
Alice: “EDWARD!!! I'M GOING TO CHANGE BELLA INTO A VAMPIRE!”
Edward: “Alice, don't.”
Alice: “IT'S OKAY EDWARD! I CAN DO IT!”
Jasper: “It's not working Edward! I can't calm her down. She can't be stopped!”
*Edward takes a step toward Alice. Alice opens her mouth.*
Bella: “ISN'T IT GREAT EDWARD?! I'M GOING TO BE LIKE YOU!!!”
Jasper: “Alice stop!”
Alice: “BELLA GETS WHAT BELLA WANTS!”
Bella: “YA EDWARDO!”
*Edward reaches Alice and grabs Bella. Jasper comes from behind and grabs Alice.*
Alice: “WAIT I'M NOT DONE YET! JUST LET ME TASTE IT!”
Bella: “EDWARD I LOVE YOU! MAKE ME A VAMPIRE NOW!!!”
Edward: “Bella, you need to calm down too.”
Bella: “TALK TO ME MORE EDWARD! I LOVE YOUR VOICE!”
Edward: “I know you do Bella. Now, come with me and we'll go back to my house.”
Bella: “I LOVE YOUR HOUSE EDWARD!”
Alice: “JASPER! JASPER JASPER JASPER JASPER JAAASSSSPPPEEEERRRRR!”
Jasper: “Um...Yes Alice?”
Alice: “WHERE ARE EDWARD AND BELLA GOING?!?!”
Jasper: “Home. And that's where we're going too.”
Alice: “OH GOOD! THEN I CAN CHANGE BELLA INTO A VAMPIRE AND EVERYONE CAN WATCH!”
Jasper: “Sure thing Alice. Whatever you say. Let's just get home, okay?”
Alice: “OKAY JASPER, OKAY! AND THEN, AND THEN AND THEN AND THEN! WE CAN GO HUNTING.”
Jasper: “That sounds good Alice.”
Alice: “FOR HUMMINGBIRDS!!!”
Jasper: “No Alice. No more hunting for hummingbirds!”
Alice: “BUT THEY ARE SO TASTY!”
Jasper: We'll talk about it later, dear.
Alice: “OKAY!”
Bella: “EDWARD!”
Edward: “Bella, I think you just need to stop talking and relax. Jasper, a little help?”
Jasper: “I'm trying, for both of them. It should start working with Bella, but I doubt we'll be able to do anything about Alice.”
Edward: “Well just keep trying.”
Jasper: “Believe me, I am.”
*The group heads home without further incident. Bella wakes up with a massive caffeine overhang, and Alice calms down to her usual eccentric self.*
Edward: “I have no idea Jasper. But we have to stop her. Who knows what she'll do in her condition.”
Rosalie: “How should we know how to deal with this?! It's never happened before!”
Carlisle: “It has happened before. Just not as extreme as this.”
Emmett: “So what do we do?”
Edward: “We have to go after her, now! She could hurt Bella.”
Carlisle: “Alice knows what she's doing, whether she has a sugar rush or not.”
Edward: “And how do you know that?! You said so yourself that it's never been this extreme!”
Emmett: “So let's go, now! It's not like she's an enemy! We don't need strategy! It'll be easy to track her.”
Edward: “Then what are we still doing here! Come on Jasper!”
Emmett: “I'm going to stay with Rose. You guys got this. It's only Alice.”
Edward: “With a huge amount of sugar in her system.”
Jasper: “Let's just go Edward! There's no telling what she'll do!”
*Jasper and Edward exit through the broken window*
Edward: “Where the heck is she going?”
Jasper: “Who cares, let's just find her!”
Edward: “What do we do once we find her?”
Jasper: “When we find her then we'll know!”
*They come upon Alice in the meadow. She is holding Bella close and her eyes are wild.*
Jasper: “Alice, just calm down.”
Edward: “Alice....What are you doing?”
Alice: “EDWARD!!! I'M GOING TO CHANGE BELLA INTO A VAMPIRE!”
Edward: “Alice, don't.”
Alice: “IT'S OKAY EDWARD! I CAN DO IT!”
Jasper: “It's not working Edward! I can't calm her down. She can't be stopped!”
*Edward takes a step toward Alice. Alice opens her mouth.*
Bella: “ISN'T IT GREAT EDWARD?! I'M GOING TO BE LIKE YOU!!!”
Jasper: “Alice stop!”
Alice: “BELLA GETS WHAT BELLA WANTS!”
Bella: “YA EDWARDO!”
*Edward reaches Alice and grabs Bella. Jasper comes from behind and grabs Alice.*
Alice: “WAIT I'M NOT DONE YET! JUST LET ME TASTE IT!”
Bella: “EDWARD I LOVE YOU! MAKE ME A VAMPIRE NOW!!!”
Edward: “Bella, you need to calm down too.”
Bella: “TALK TO ME MORE EDWARD! I LOVE YOUR VOICE!”
Edward: “I know you do Bella. Now, come with me and we'll go back to my house.”
Bella: “I LOVE YOUR HOUSE EDWARD!”
Alice: “JASPER! JASPER JASPER JASPER JASPER JAAASSSSPPPEEEERRRRR!”
Jasper: “Um...Yes Alice?”
Alice: “WHERE ARE EDWARD AND BELLA GOING?!?!”
Jasper: “Home. And that's where we're going too.”
Alice: “OH GOOD! THEN I CAN CHANGE BELLA INTO A VAMPIRE AND EVERYONE CAN WATCH!”
Jasper: “Sure thing Alice. Whatever you say. Let's just get home, okay?”
Alice: “OKAY JASPER, OKAY! AND THEN, AND THEN AND THEN AND THEN! WE CAN GO HUNTING.”
Jasper: “That sounds good Alice.”
Alice: “FOR HUMMINGBIRDS!!!”
Jasper: “No Alice. No more hunting for hummingbirds!”
Alice: “BUT THEY ARE SO TASTY!”
Jasper: We'll talk about it later, dear.
Alice: “OKAY!”
Bella: “EDWARD!”
Edward: “Bella, I think you just need to stop talking and relax. Jasper, a little help?”
Jasper: “I'm trying, for both of them. It should start working with Bella, but I doubt we'll be able to do anything about Alice.”
Edward: “Well just keep trying.”
Jasper: “Believe me, I am.”
*The group heads home without further incident. Bella wakes up with a massive caffeine overhang, and Alice calms down to her usual eccentric self.*
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10 Ways to Annoy Rosalie Hale
10 Ways to Annoy Rosalie Hale
10. Tell her that, because everyone thinks she and Jasper are twins, they should get together. When she asks why, say that Incest is in at the moment.
9. Call her Ice Queen behind her back and to her face.
8. Whenever she argues anything, respond with Whatever, bimbo.
7. Claim that being a human aint so great.
6. When she argues the above claim, respond with Whatever, bimbo.
5. Try to exorcise her and her evil ways.
4. Tell everyone that Edward didnt go to Italy because Rosalie said Bella was dead he went to Italy because he envisioned Rosalies u
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Alice
I didnt understand how the pain could stop so suddenly after it had tortured me for hours. My heart seemed to have exploded in my chest and then nothing. I must be dead. Theres no other solution for the sudden void of pain. They had finally managed to kill me.
They? I wondered. Who were they?
I realized with what felt like a punch to my stomach that I couldnt remember anything but pain. Pain and darkness. The pain hadnt lasted nearly as long as the echoing darkness in my mind. The everlasting darkness of my memory seemed worse than the pain.
I had to be dead. There was no other way to explain the painless
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10 ways to annoy Renesmee
10 Ways to annoy (teenage) Renesmee
1. Call the discovery channel (or something like that) and tell them Nessie is currently living in the house where you are in. When they arrive at the cullen residence make sure Renesmee opens the door. Go standing next to her and say. " Et voila! I present to you : Nessie!" (It would be even better if you could get Jake to call her Nessie at that moment XD)
2. Ask her if she'd like to take Jakes paw in marriage one day.
3. Don't invite Jacob on your wedding but do invite her and tell her it's a "Safety percaution"
4. Ask her if she thinks Jacob is hot while he is standing next to you (and they aren't t
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A Day in the Life of Alice Cullen Part 1: [link]
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