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Jasper: “No. Why would she do that? What was she thinking?”
Edward: “I have no idea Jasper. But we have to stop her. Who knows what she'll do in her condition.”
Rosalie: “How should we know how to deal with this?! It's never happened before!”
Carlisle: “It has happened before. Just not as extreme as this.”
Emmett: “So what do we do?”
Edward: “We have to go after her, now! She could hurt Bella.”
Carlisle: “Alice knows what she's doing, whether she has a sugar rush or not.”
Edward: “And how do you know that?! You said so yourself that it's never been this extreme!”
Emmett: “So let's go, now! It's not like she's an enemy! We don't need strategy! It'll be easy to track her.”
Edward: “Then what are we still doing here! Come on Jasper!”
Emmett: “I'm going to stay with Rose. You guys got this. It's only Alice.”
Edward: “With a huge amount of sugar in her system.”
Jasper: “Let's just go Edward! There's no telling what she'll do!”
*Jasper and Edward exit through the broken window*
Edward: “Where the heck is she going?”
Jasper: “Who cares, let's just find her!”
Edward: “What do we do once we find her?”
Jasper: “When we find her then we'll know!”
*They come upon Alice in the meadow. She is holding Bella close and her eyes are wild.*
Jasper: “Alice, just calm down.”
Edward: “Alice....What are you doing?”
Alice: “EDWARD!!! I'M GOING TO CHANGE BELLA INTO A VAMPIRE!”
Edward: “Alice, don't.”
Alice: “IT'S OKAY EDWARD! I CAN DO IT!”
Jasper: “It's not working Edward! I can't calm her down. She can't be stopped!”
*Edward takes a step toward Alice. Alice opens her mouth.*
Bella: “ISN'T IT GREAT EDWARD?! I'M GOING TO BE LIKE YOU!!!”
Jasper: “Alice stop!”
Alice: “BELLA GETS WHAT BELLA WANTS!”
Bella: “YA EDWARDO!”
*Edward reaches Alice and grabs Bella. Jasper comes from behind and grabs Alice.*
Alice: “WAIT I'M NOT DONE YET! JUST LET ME TASTE IT!”
Bella: “EDWARD I LOVE YOU! MAKE ME A VAMPIRE NOW!!!”
Edward: “Bella, you need to calm down too.”
Bella: “TALK TO ME MORE EDWARD! I LOVE YOUR VOICE!”
Edward: “I know you do Bella. Now, come with me and we'll go back to my house.”
Bella: “I LOVE YOUR HOUSE EDWARD!”
Alice: “JASPER! JASPER JASPER JASPER JASPER JAAASSSSPPPEEEERRRRR!”
Jasper: “Um...Yes Alice?”
Alice: “WHERE ARE EDWARD AND BELLA GOING?!?!”
Jasper: “Home. And that's where we're going too.”
Alice: “OH GOOD! THEN I CAN CHANGE BELLA INTO A VAMPIRE AND EVERYONE CAN WATCH!”
Jasper: “Sure thing Alice. Whatever you say. Let's just get home, okay?”
Alice: “OKAY JASPER, OKAY! AND THEN, AND THEN AND THEN AND THEN! WE CAN GO HUNTING.”
Jasper: “That sounds good Alice.”
Alice: “FOR HUMMINGBIRDS!!!”
Jasper: “No Alice. No more hunting for hummingbirds!”
Alice: “BUT THEY ARE SO TASTY!”
Jasper: We'll talk about it later, dear.
Alice: “OKAY!”
Bella: “EDWARD!”
Edward: “Bella, I think you just need to stop talking and relax. Jasper, a little help?”
Jasper: “I'm trying, for both of them. It should start working with Bella, but I doubt we'll be able to do anything about Alice.”
Edward: “Well just keep trying.”
Jasper: “Believe me, I am.”
*The group heads home without further incident. Bella wakes up with a massive caffeine overhang, and Alice calms down to her usual eccentric self.*
Part 1: [link]


Hooray, Part 2 is finally done!


Characters (c) Stephanie Meyer


My other Twilight fanfics:
Never Give Alice Cullen Sugar Part 1: [link]
Rosalie and Emmett: [link]
A Day in the Life of Alice Cullen Part 1: [link]
A Day in the Life of Alice Cullen Part 2: In progress
Twipods: [link]
Alice Cullen the Beginning Part 1: [link]
Alice Cullen the Beginning Part 2: [link]
Alice Cullen the Beginning Part 3: [link]
Alice Cullen the Beginning Part 4: [link]
Alice Cullen the Beginning Part 5: In progress
Through Carlisle's Eyes Chapter 1 Part 1: [link]
Through Carlisle's Eyes Chapter 1 Part 2: [link]
Through Carlisle's Eyes Chapter 1 Part 3: [link]
Through Carlisle's Eyes Chapter 1 Part 4: [link]
Through Carlisle's Eyes Chapter 2 Part 1: [link]
Through Carlisle's Eyes Chapter 2 Part 2: [link]
Through Carlisle's Eyes Chapter 3 Part 1: [link]
Through Carlisle's Eyes Chapter 3 Part 2: [link]
Through Carlisle's Eyes Chapter 4: In progress
Wedding Day Chat: [link]
Typical Cullen Lunch: [link]
Bella VS Jacob: [link]
The Twilight Before Christmas: [link]
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Iszy-chan Featured By Owner Jan 12, 2013  Student General Artist
JJJJAAAAAASSSSSPPPPEEEEERRRRR! xD I love this so much.
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Kilama Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2013
Thank you. :)
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CrisDLWLF Featured By Owner Dec 29, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
LOL I loved it!! :lmao:
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:iconkilama:
Kilama Featured By Owner Jan 11, 2013
Thank you. :)
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CrisDLWLF Featured By Owner Jan 13, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
You're welcome :D
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Books-are-my-dreams Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2012  Student General Artist
Ya Edwardo? 0.
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:iconkilama:
Kilama Featured By Owner Nov 24, 2012
She was a mix of hyper and drunk.
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bellacullen1314 Featured By Owner Jul 3, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I LOVE YOU FOR MAKING THIS! MY COUSIN (who also loves Twilight) WILL PISS HERSELF LAUGHING!
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Kilama Featured By Owner Jul 8, 2012
Haha thanks.
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bellacullen1314 Featured By Owner Jul 3, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I DID!
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alicecullenfreak Featured By Owner Jul 22, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
she sounded like i do sometimes when she said okay jasper okay! and then, and then, and then, and then!
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alicecullenfreak Featured By Owner Jul 22, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
emmett really shouldn't underestimate wat alice could do, she might be tiny but she is very strong willed and powerful. ecpecially when hyped up on hummingbirds.
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yin235 Featured By Owner Jul 15, 2011
JASPER!JASPER!JASPER!
JASPER JASPER
JAAASSSSPPPEEEERRRRR!
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xNicoleSmiles7x Featured By Owner Jun 6, 2011  Student Filmographer
Emmett: “I'm going to stay with Rose. You guys got this. It's only Alice."
yea...Only Alice>D
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:iconkilama:
Kilama Featured By Owner Jun 13, 2011
Don't underestimate Alice.
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Teenwitch69 Featured By Owner Apr 27, 2011  Student Photographer
you should write more PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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:iconkilama:
Kilama Featured By Owner Apr 28, 2011
Well, for this story, that was all their was supposed to be.
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Teenwitch69 Featured By Owner Apr 29, 2011  Student Photographer
That ok
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twilight4everxx Featured By Owner Feb 23, 2011
ha ha ha ha ha ha JASPER JASPER JASPER JASPER JJJJJJAAAAASSSSPPPPPPEEEEERRRR !!!!!!!!!!!!
i love that part x
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loved it, faved
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:iconkilama:
Kilama Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2010
Thank you!
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:iconsommerfield-akatsuki:
ur welcome
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KaylaCullen13 Featured By Owner Aug 21, 2010
I LOVE IT I LOVEEE IT!!<3
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:iconkilama:
Kilama Featured By Owner Sep 8, 2010
Thank you!
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justme123 Featured By Owner Jul 8, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
you should sooooooooo send this to Stephanie Meyer some how and like tell them to make it into a bonus video for breaking dawn
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:iconkilama:
Kilama Featured By Owner Sep 8, 2010
Haha, Stephanie Meyer is difficult to reach. While it WOULD be funny and awesome, I doubt anyone (in a position of power/influence) would go for it. Thank you for the suggestion though.
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justme123 Featured By Owner Sep 8, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
ur welcome i just really really liked it
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Crystalinn Featured By Owner Jan 30, 2010
Bella and Alice: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Everyone else: -facepalm-
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Kilama Featured By Owner Jan 31, 2010
XD
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Crystalinn Featured By Owner Jan 31, 2010
I love your stories and stuff. Are epic win :3
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:iconkilama:
Kilama Featured By Owner Jan 31, 2010
Thank you! :)
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Crystalinn Featured By Owner Jan 31, 2010
You're welcome :3
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AlianaArcher Featured By Owner Jan 27, 2010
hilarious! but the little humming birds! *cries*
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tasha95 Featured By Owner Jan 20, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
ooooooooooh please write more for this one pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee =D
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bantastic Featured By Owner Sep 7, 2009
lmao jaspers so confussed
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katrinamartinez13 Featured By Owner Sep 3, 2009
hahaha nice one
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Kilama Featured By Owner Sep 7, 2009
Thanks!
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twilightartist1996 Featured By Owner Jul 27, 2009
that is great made me laugh loads
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:iconkilama:
Kilama Featured By Owner Jul 27, 2009
Thanks!
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kooda198 Featured By Owner Jul 22, 2009   Writer
AND THEN! AND THEN! AND THEN! This is so going in my faves. haha

My friends say Im like Alice Cullen with Pixie sticks.
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Kilama Featured By Owner Jul 22, 2009
Thanks!
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SashaAnime132 Featured By Owner Jul 9, 2009
edwardo.......:la:
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SashaAnime132 Featured By Owner Jul 9, 2009
:noes: u made the best story ever
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Kilama Featured By Owner Jul 9, 2009
Thanks! :)
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Avrilrox754 Featured By Owner Jun 29, 2009
Omg!!!!!!! Please please please please please please please please please please please please write another chapter PLEASE!!!!!!! I was laughing so hard I was crying on the floor while my dog licked my face. Lol it soooooo SO funny!!!!!!! Lol
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Kilama Featured By Owner Jun 29, 2009
Haha, thank you! But there really isn't anything else to write about this I'm afraid.
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Avrilrox754 Featured By Owner Jun 29, 2009
How about Jasper was really thristy and HE was the one who went crazy!!!!!!!!!! Omg I nearly died laughing at the thought!!!!!!!!!
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Kilama Featured By Owner Jun 29, 2009
But....I don't think Bella would actually survive with Jasper!
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Avrilrox754 Featured By Owner Jun 29, 2009
..... I never thought of that but it would be funny
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