Jasper: No. Why would she do that? What was she thinking?
Edward: I have no idea Jasper. But we have to stop her. Who knows what she'll do in her condition.
Rosalie: How should we know how to deal with this?! It's never happened before!
Carlisle: It has happened before. Just not as extreme as this.
Emmett: So what do we do?
Edward: We have to go after her, now! She could hurt Bella.
Carlisle: Alice knows what she's doing, whether she has a sugar rush or not.
Edward: And how do you know that?! You said so yourself that it's never been this extreme!
Emmett: So let's go, now! It's not like she's an enemy! We don't need strategy! It'll be easy to track her.
Edward: Then what are we still doing here! Come on Jasper!
Emmett: I'm going to stay with Rose. You guys got this. It's only Alice.
Edward: With a huge amount of sugar in her system.
Jasper: Let's just go Edward! There's no telling what she'll do!
*Jasper and Edward exit through the broken window*
Edward: Where the heck is she going?
Jasper: Who cares, let's just find her!
Edward: What do we do once we find her?
Jasper: When we find her then we'll know!
*They come upon Alice in the meadow. She is holding Bella close and her eyes are wild.*
Jasper: Alice, just calm down.
Edward: Alice....What are you doing?
Alice: EDWARD!!! I'M GOING TO CHANGE BELLA INTO A VAMPIRE!
Edward: Alice, don't.
Alice: IT'S OKAY EDWARD! I CAN DO IT!
Jasper: It's not working Edward! I can't calm her down. She can't be stopped!
*Edward takes a step toward Alice. Alice opens her mouth.*
Bella: ISN'T IT GREAT EDWARD?! I'M GOING TO BE LIKE YOU!!!
Jasper: Alice stop!
Alice: BELLA GETS WHAT BELLA WANTS!
Bella: YA EDWARDO!
*Edward reaches Alice and grabs Bella. Jasper comes from behind and grabs Alice.*
Alice: WAIT I'M NOT DONE YET! JUST LET ME TASTE IT!
Bella: EDWARD I LOVE YOU! MAKE ME A VAMPIRE NOW!!!
Edward: Bella, you need to calm down too.
Bella: TALK TO ME MORE EDWARD! I LOVE YOUR VOICE!
Edward: I know you do Bella. Now, come with me and we'll go back to my house.
Bella: I LOVE YOUR HOUSE EDWARD!
Alice: JASPER! JASPER JASPER JASPER JASPER JAAASSSSPPPEEEERRRRR!
Jasper: Um...Yes Alice?
Alice: WHERE ARE EDWARD AND BELLA GOING?!?!
Jasper: Home. And that's where we're going too.
Alice: OH GOOD! THEN I CAN CHANGE BELLA INTO A VAMPIRE AND EVERYONE CAN WATCH!
Jasper: Sure thing Alice. Whatever you say. Let's just get home, okay?
Alice: OKAY JASPER, OKAY! AND THEN, AND THEN AND THEN AND THEN! WE CAN GO HUNTING.
Jasper: That sounds good Alice.
Alice: FOR HUMMINGBIRDS!!!
Jasper: No Alice. No more hunting for hummingbirds!
Alice: BUT THEY ARE SO TASTY!
Jasper: We'll talk about it later, dear.
Edward: Bella, I think you just need to stop talking and relax. Jasper, a little help?
Jasper: I'm trying, for both of them. It should start working with Bella, but I doubt we'll be able to do anything about Alice.
Edward: Well just keep trying.
Jasper: Believe me, I am.
*The group heads home without further incident. Bella wakes up with a massive caffeine overhang, and Alice calms down to her usual eccentric self.*